Friday, October 26, 2007

Life In The Fast Lane.

It wasn't that you couldn't talk to Krystal, it was more like you couldn't talk any SENSE into the stupid slut. She'd go out clubbing until the wee hours of the morning, hooking up with anyone (and anything, depending on what narcotic was floating through her); slurping down vodka and Red Bulls until dawn. After getting kicked out of the Viper Room when they found her doing lines in the ladies room with Kate Moss, it was time to get down to business. We had to intervene, so we called the rehab spa in northern Malibu for advice. She'd have to come on her own time, when she hit rock bottom and Giuliana DePandi Rancic made some insincere banter comment to that weird insincere black guy on E!, and Talk Soup would have some vaguely funny but still kind of juvenile mini-skit after Chat Stew. That was rock bottom, toots, and she was careening fast toward that downward spiral.

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