Horsefeathers

Oh, to be sure, they loved old Trotter. Such fond memories of riding on the old horse around the yard. Such treasured times, the McGinty Family and Trotter. Never to be separated.
Even after old Trotter died, he didn't stop servicing the family. For the next 10 years, they feasted upon gelatin made of his tired old hooves, brushed their teeth with brushes fashioned from his hair and ribcage, and spent many a craft night lovingly pasting their ephemera into scrapbooks with special "Trotter Glue."