Oucho

Bill shuffled his feet nervously.
He knew he needed to have faith in the effectiveness of the Witness Protection Program.
He'd begun his new life as "Greg," a "former accountant from Ithaca" with "two kids and a wife named Wanda," but damn, all those details were so hard to keep straight to his new friends.
And he still had his doubts about that strange Groucho disguise the man gave him.
But if this was the sacrifice he had to make to keep his family safe, well - Groucho it was, then.