Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Jealous Hearts

He might have been grinning on the outside, but within his cold little heart Gregory was seething with rage. Seething because Rover got a better grade than him on the times table test.
"I taught that f***er everything he knows," Gregory thought, twisting his Laddie™ pencil around and around in his little freckled fists. "How DARE he get a B+? HOW DARE HE?"
Meanwhile, Rover, blissfully unaware of his master's displeasure at his GPA, thoughtfully munched on his Ken-L Ration™ and thought improper thoughts about Lassie. Sure, he was fixed, but a pup could dream, couldn't he?

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