Sunday, June 17, 2007

He's A Rich Boy, And He's Gone Too Far

"Do you come to dog shows often? I have champion greyhounds. They're fine animals, indeed. Do you like greyhounds? Or are you a Russian Wolfhound kind of woman? Oh, I don't know. I like all dogs, really. Much better than children. Nasty, dirty little things, always whining about chocolate. A dog just shits on the ground and walks away. I like that in an animal. How about you? Do you like children? Oh. Hope I didn't offend. Yes, I realise I was a child once but I had DIGNITY, my lady friend, DIGNITY. Care to meet my groomer?"

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