A Conversation In The Garage

"Oh yeah? Well I got to FIFTH base with Kendra Feinstein under the bleachers during the pep rally."
"There's no such thing as fifth base."
"Well I scored a touchdown with her, that's for sure!"
"That's not even baseball!"
"Well what is it then?"
"That's a football analogy."
"What's the difference?"
"Look, Limey, if you're gonna fit in you're gonna have to start using the right sports analogies. If you make references to cricket all the time like you've been doing the guys are all gonna call you a sissy."
"BUT CRICKET IS A MAN'S SPORT!"
"So is Kendra Feinstein!"