Paperclip Man

From rubychan4.

Paperclip Man talks to me, but he doesn't use his head.
paperclip Man laughs at me; and that's when I wish him dead.

Paperclip Man sings to the sun the joys of things to be.
Paperclip Man flexes at the elbow, hip, shoulder, and knee.

Paperclip Man I hope you find
one day your Paperclip Lady.
My favorite character on Sanford and Son
was that crazy neighbor Grady.


Paperclip Man lives on my desk and keeps real close to my Mac.
Paperclip Man knows what he wants and from you won't take any jack.

Paperclip Man longs for a day when war will be fought in the hay.
Paperclip Man keeps your papers in a stack both yesterday and today.


Paperclip Man I hope you find
one day your Paperclip Lady.
My favorite character on Sandford and Son
was that crazy neighbor Grady.

Paperclip Man
Paperclip Man
Let's get outta here and grab a brew.
Paperclip Man
Paperclip Man
I cannot go on without you.