Sunday, May 27, 2007

The Kinder From Mars

"Greetings Earth Creatures. We have been observing your life forms for almost sixty years, studying your habits. We wish to take hostage your planet's leaders, Ryan Seacrest and She Who Is Called Firecrotch. We wish to colonize our planet with their offspring so that we too can have E! Channel. Hand over the Firecrotch and Seacrest, lest we destroy you with our laser cannons."

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