Monday, May 14, 2007

The Heat Is On!

"Grandma, can you please get me out of this thing?"
"No, child. It is too cold. You will catch your death. Get under the afghan with me."
"But I'm smothering in all this acrylic!"
"There is a chill in the night air, little one. A chill that will rattle your bones and leave you mortally ill."
"But the thermostat reads 80ยบ!"
"Grandma knows best. Hold still while I light the fireplace. Then you will be nice and toasty warm."
"I'm sweating...!"
"Yes. That is best."

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