Family Ties

Trust me, you didn't want to tangle with the McCain family. The old man with the shotgun, the mangy hound dog. All calculated to tear you apart limb from limb if you tried settin' foot on their land. It wasn't all business, though - there were many nights around the Victrola listening to "Uncle Josh" recordings and there was laughter through the fightin', but through it all, the McCains ran thick as thieves and they didn't like it when people messed with their stuff. Particularly that 15-foot tobaggan in the barn.