Turkey In The Trench

Herbie could really play the fiddle, even if the only song he knew was Turkey In The Straw. Even when entrenched in a muddy foxhole somewhere east of Flanders, Herbie could be counted on for a rendition or two in between mustard gas bombings. What Herbie didn't know was that the Germans actually heard his music, and, thinking that it was some sort of secret spy code, they decided it was probably wise to steer clear of that area that persistently played Turkey In The Straw because there was no telling what kind of crazy motherf•••er was hiding in that trench.