Friday, April 20, 2007

Hay Is For Horses

Down on the farm, Mary Ellen was indispensable when it came to givin' the critters hay. Never mind that her poor throwing technique and obsession for inappropriate footwear had irreversibly thrown her spine out of whack. Forever tilted to the right, Mary Ellen chalked it up to Providence, and continued as normal...until her waist snapped in half.

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