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Planet Mongo wasn't ALWAYS as bad as Flash Gordon made it out to be. When the Emperor Ming was a kid, he usually sat around in his playpen, barking orders to his stuffed animals, and wondering how mud pies could assist in his fascist plot to overtake nursery school. The days of Mingo and Dale Arden just a twinkle in his eye, Ming in his early years proved to be a minor bully on the playground, possibly eyeing a prefect stint in his upperclassman years.