Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Blind Date: Valentine's Special!

Some of you may think that all the Mad Vortex does is poke fun of the absurdity of life and seek out total weirdos. This is simply not true! We are branching out as our readership grows - into a dating service, where people like you can meet people like them! And on this special couples day, we would like to find one of you who can open your hearts a little and take these cool people out on a date. Trust us, you won't be disappointed!
love,
Celia Pleete


Meet Raymond. Raymond likes nights by the fireplace, knitting scarves for his friends, and cinnamon chewing gum (he considers it an aphrodesiac). If you want Raymond to be your Valentine, type "Raymond" in the comments and why you think he'd be a great date.



This is Wanda. Wanda works as an accountant at Numbercrunchers, Inc. She likes Oprah, Hallmark Channel movies, and Tom Skerritt. Wanda's favourite hot spots are Applebee's and KFC. If you want Wanda to be your Valentine, type "Wanda" in the comments and why you think she'd be a hot fox to take out.


This is Ned. Ned enjoys watching Masterpiece Theatre and Frontline. He's a rabid Democrat, so no neo-cons apply! Ned says the lucky lady who chooses him for a date won't be sorry...unless she doesn't like fresh sushi!! If you want Ned to be your Valentine, type "Ned" in the comment box and tell him why he would be a great date!



Meet Chris. Chris works at Barnes & Noble and enjoys windsurfing and Drew Barrymore movies. If you think Chris would be a good date, type in "Chris" in the comment box and tell Chris why you think Chris would be a good date.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Chris KABUKI!