Poodle-oo

Jeff rued the day when the grange fair came and he had to present what he had worked so diligently on for the past year. For bullies are unforgiving of frou-frou dogs, and Jeff was a bit of a namby-pamby.
"Someday I'll show them! I'll be the best f***ing dog groomer this side of the Mississippi!" he thought to himself, as he walked into the ring, the sting and ring of boos and cheers following as Lulabelle strutted her little puppy legs and wagged what God gave her in the tail department.