Knuckles of Fury

No, you don't want to mess with Mabel. She bullies everyone at the one-room schoolhouse, stealing their half-pennies, swiping their marbles, upsetting inkwells left and right. Piss her off, you pay...that's Mabel's motto. And don't even try a sucker punch, she'd bring out the brass knuckles to knock out your remaining teeth and string them on a necklace to teach the village a lesson.
Take off runnin' when you see that hat a-comin'!