Vampire

Fearing attacks of the "wam-pires," Zsofi Gaborsi outifitted her humble dwelling with massive strings of bulbs to ward off the toothy tyrants.
Unfortunately, Zsofi wasn't very well-educated in horticulture, and what she mistook to be garlic, were, in fact, vidalia onions...surefire vampire MAGNETS. It's a little-known fact that vampires are very fond of onions, and Zsofi - well, let's just say the vampires feasted upon her life-blood with a little garnish to boot that night.