Saturday, December 23, 2006

Santa Claus OWNS YOU

Me and Father Christmas, after we took in a Motörhead concert. He asked what I wanted for Christmas. I said, the hearing in my right ear back and maybe a dude. Santa said he only could grant one wish, so I sold my soul to rock and roll, bought twenty cats, and prepared myself for a life of eccentric spinsterhood. BEST F***ING CHRISTMAS EVER.

and a Chappy Chanukah
Kickass Kwanzaa
Rambunctious Ramadan
Excellent Eid
Weird people who make Happy Birthday, Jesus cakes

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