Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Too Levit To Quit


"Jeremy, I don't know what version of the Bible our pastor has been reading to us at Group Meeting, but I got this other copy out of the library, you know - the forbidden zone??? And this version of Leviticus doesn't have God commanding the people of Israel to wear stripey cardigans. Neither did the other 3 versions there. I looked it up, Jeremy! Something's fishy here. And I heard Pastor Jones puts....powder...in the Kool-Aid."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think it's camouflage, like how a zebra's stripes confuse the predators.