Text Message Break-up

From the genius who brought you "Shoes"...warning, there's a lot of swearing, so if you're faint of heart then bleep out the bad words with a BOOP in your head and pretend. Or, if you're a kid, tell your mom and dad. If you ARE a kid, I'm not sure why you're reading The Mad Vortex, except I hope you grow up to be really rich and influenced by us and then wax nostalgic about how great we were and fund us for something cool.