Plaid To The Bone

Doreen went down to the woods today in disguise. To her her surprise, every bear that ever there was was gathered there for certain because today was the day the teddy bears had their picnic.
At six o' clock their mummies and daddies took them home to bed to nurse off the killer food poisoning from the potato salad Doreen brought. Lesson learnt: don't use Miracle Whip 6 months out of date!