Sunday, November 26, 2006

I Wanna Be Menarche!

I really wish commercials on TV still used such delicate and euphemistic language as "easeful to its last wisp," instead of bloating demonstrations, that weird blue liquid they pour over the products, and bouncing red dots. Also, they are very adamant about its being "soft." Thanks, Johnson & Johnson! I am glad you meet my modern, active needs!

1 comment:

Lois said...

Cobwebby gauze? O_o That doesn't sound like anything I'd want stuck up my hoo-hoo.