Zorba The Geek

"Hey babe. Just got back from the squash court. Yeah, I know, I'm sweaty. It's a good sweat, it's MAN SWEAT. Squash takes a lot out of you. Thanks for making me this sweatband. You know what I like. I'm such a sucker for Greek Key, you know, it's like interlocking, like it totally blows your mind because they interlock and are like, separate at once. Sort of like you and me, babe. No, I'm not talking about last Friday night at Tau Kappa Kappa. That wasn't me, it was Bones. Yeah, we call him Bones for a reason, you do the math. Okay - let me wipe off this sweat and we'll get going."