Strait Up

The Whispering Elms asylum, not usually noted for its kindness toward the criminally insane, decided to soften its image one year when it introduced a crocheted straitjacket. This idea did not last long, however, because one Tina Rancor discovered you could still strangle people if you just worked a couple of loose yarn pieces loose. Tina went back to the padded room, Betsy was buried in the backyard, and Whispering Elms went back to Tradition.