Friday, October 20, 2006

Infectious Dandruff


Just when you thought the old bogeymen standbys of VD were a thing of the past, enter the new fright of your life:
INFECTIOUS DANDRUFF.
Those dead skin cells are coming to get you, zombify your scalp, and make a mockery of all things you hold dear, like black cashmere cardigans and velvet.
NO ROYAL WELCOME FOR YOU, INFECTIOUS DANDRUFF! THE MICROSCOPE DOES NOT LIE!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The real problem behind the breakup of Prince Charles and Lady Di.