Just when you thought the old bogeymen standbys of VD were a thing of the past, enter the new fright of your life:
INFECTIOUS DANDRUFF.
Those dead skin cells are coming to get you, zombify your scalp, and make a mockery of all things you hold dear, like black cashmere cardigans and velvet.
NO ROYAL WELCOME FOR YOU, INFECTIOUS DANDRUFF! THE MICROSCOPE DOES NOT LIE!
Friday, October 20, 2006
Infectious Dandruff
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The real problem behind the breakup of Prince Charles and Lady Di.
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