Thursday, September 28, 2006

What Do You Want On Your Sears Catalogue Tombstone?

I'm not sure....better check the Memorial Department, next to Haberdashery? No, take the escalator DOWN.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whaaa....??? O_O Mail order tombstones??

Anonymous said...

Well, I've thought about it, and I decided that I want the $9.98 one. Nobody really liked Uncle Jimbo, anyway, no point spending a lot of money on him now he's dead. Honestly, I would just toss him in the woods and let him rot, but for some reason, there's a law against it, and the cops didn't believe my story about Jimbo wanting his body to go back to nature.