Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Love Means Never Having To Jheri Curl

"Darling, I love you."
"And I love you, Howard. I love you so much I got my hair permed."
"I see that. I love when your hair is curly, my pet."
"And I love your moustache. It tickles me when we kiss."
"Which do you prefer, the distinguished grey look, or the youthful brown from Grecian 5 that I had last summer?"
"Oh, heavens, Howard! Don't make me choose. I've been having enough trouble with my own hair decisions."
"I think the Grecian 5 gives me that Burt Reynolds edge."

1 comment:

Lois said...

They lived perpetually in their own little blue-and-red tinged world, like one of those old color consoles where everyone's faces looked orange, but they were happy. Grecian Formula and Toni home perms made it all possible.