Friday, August 25, 2006

If I Had A Hammer

They had to fire Simon after a few months. It wasn't that he didn't work hard or lacked the necessary skills to get the job done (and done right).

It was those eerie, blood-curdling shrieks whenever he broke a nail. The supervisor already had one heart attack that year - screaming made his pacemaker go wacky...and Simon broke a lot of nails.

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