Tuesday, July 25, 2006

We Have Ways Of Making You Talk


"Now, are you going to squeal or do I have to tighten the mechanism? If snapping your jaw in half doesn't work, I SWEAR I'll go straight to Chinese water torture. Or THE RACK."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

"I assure you, sir, I AM a trained dental technician. It wasn't easy even getting admitted to dental college, let alone passing, mostly because I didn't meet height requirements, but I worked very hard to overcome the prejudice against the height-challenged, so just let me clean those teeth, will you?"