Sunday, July 23, 2006

Some Strained Peas And A Nice Chianti

Nurse Trexler was discovered in a janitor's closet after disappearing three days prior. She had been butchered with Dr. Montgomery's missing scalpel, but even more disturbingly, she looked like she had been gnawed postmortem.
The coroner determined through the bite marks on her skin that Nurse Trexler's killer only had three teeth. Very puzzling, the forensics experts said. The stunned hospital staff was perplexed. How could a toothless person in a hospital not be recognised??

It was then that a horrified Dr. Montgomery remembered how he had scoffed at the idea of a baby in a straitjacket.

2 comments:

Lois said...

How to child-proof your home: put the kid in a mummy suit.

Past Expiry said...

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