Monday, July 31, 2006

Avoid The Pad Vortex: Depression Hurts.

Muffin immediately regretted his choice of colour scheme once the renovation was complete.

Those bastards on HGTV had him convinced that burnt orange and brown would be perfect for the den, but he hadn't anticipated the combination to throw him into a downward spiral of colour-induced depression. After all, weren't most canines colour-blind? Not Muffin. He was a freak of nature and TERRIBLY UNHAPPY with his den.

By mid-December, poor Muffin was popping Wellbutrin like Skittles - and HGTV wasn't returning his calls.

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