Saturday, July 22, 2006

Clonestown


The blow-out sale on calico at Fabric World was just too good to pass up for Dorcas Malone.

The other two women in the harem (Lulabelle; Tammy Rae) agreed - they couldn't get enough flowers in their wardrobe. Flowers....OR BROTHER JIM.

Unfortunately, Brother Jim discovered her wayward jaunte into Town (where the Evildoers dwelled), and before poor Dorcas could contaminate the others' purity, he "spiked" her cup of grape Kool-Aid before she got a chance to show off her new duds to the rest of the cult.

It certainly set an example for the others.

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