Friday, June 02, 2006

Strawberry Shortcoming

Andrea loved strawberries so much that she needed to be with them 24/7. She ate them for breakfast, lunch, dinner, as a midnight snack. She only used strawberry-scented shampoos and soaps. She named her firstborn son Strawberry. Her madness reached its apex when she crafted herself a sweater and wore it for three solid months. The stench made all of her strawberry plants die. She didn't know how to cope with the tragedy, so she turned to Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate mix.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)