Saturday, June 10, 2006

For Those Of You About To Die, We Salute You

Remember the story of Johnny Appleseed, the man who walked all over the place dumping apple seeds everywhere? Didn't you think he was cool? Remember that play you did in grade one where some big kid two grades up played Johnny Appleseed (who wore a coonskin cap) and you all stood in the back singing about how he was a hero? Do you still worship Johnny Appleseed and want every aspect of your life to reflect his arboretous passion?
Well, you can go even further. You can have a tombstone just like Johnny Appleseed's memorial marker in Mansfield, Ohio - right down to the granite.
AND IT'S GUARANTEED BY GOOD HOUSEKEEPING! Now you know it will last!

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