Suffer Little Children

Hmm. I never pictured Jesus as a brother with a jheri curl and soul patch; nor did I picture him in a pink daishiki. I guess this is Jesus. I'm pretty sure it is. It's either Jesus or Rick James, but Rick James would have been surrounded by crack whores, and Jesus liked kids. Apparently he also liked to make pigeons glow, and he liked kids who wore cowboy boots, and he liked kids who looked like Rudy Huxtable and her friend Kenny, and he liked his haloes to reflect on his leopard collar.