Goat On A Pole

Somewhere in Bangladesh, a goat stands solemnly upon a pole. An entire philosophy has arisen from this phenomenon; religious scholars around the world stand scratching their heads, wondering if the sheep shall follow suit in fulfillment of the prophesy or merely stand around eating grass; if this is a sign that the next Dalai Lama will be born on a pole; if there will be a sale at Nordstrom's next week. Mathematicians and physicists are wondering if this feat will, indeed, cause the cosmos to self-destruct. Only time will tell.